ARR SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!

Avast, im t'go to vegas this weekend, garr, and im bringing a bottle of me o'rum.

haha thats pretty good huh?? oh Orlando Bloom... you still a bitch running away in Troy like that you little bitch.

Anywhooo, i havent been blogging because i was working and coaching yady yady yah all that good stuff that you ppl dont really care about haha. I have a couple of blogs lined up about zombies.... well my next blog was going to be about zombies haha. But that derailed when i stopped blogging haha.

guess the athlete!! then click humongo picture haha.


As you might have heard from blackbeard a moment ago, me and a couple of ppl are going to vegas!



ill post pictures of my adventure there, being my first time and all, but apparently what happens there stays there... except herpes, or so ive been told haha. If it happens to be something like the hangover that would be totally awesome haha. But other then that, ill post pictures of my adventure so zombies can wait.

That reminds me i should go pack, haha. Tomorrow, I open work 8-2, go to track meet 3-6, meet up homies and fly out 7-9, VEGAS!! 11ish haha. So let the shinnanies begin... on the down low.

haha catch you lata!

Farmville. Need I say more??

Haha ok I haven't been blogging for a while. I guess I have a relapse of farming haha.



Haha I have 4 apps of farming? What. Ok well I've just been zombie farming haha. You plant zombies and harvest them for your horde which you can use to invade your neighbors! I know right, awesome. Haha. You wait for them to get hungry for brains and then invade cuz they seem more focused that way haha.



So I haven't played farmville since after I got me a villa. Haha when that happened all my dedication for the game ended. Now I signed on and everythings crazy! Chicken eggs hatching buildings, fertilizing unplanted soil, people asking to send materials, man that games moving up haha.



Ok I admit I was into farmville haha. I started planing my day around it. Planting 8hr crops before work, 10min crops if I was getting food. Man I had a system haha. But things got slower after upgrading to that huge farm. I remember being late to work cuz digging soil took forever haha. Good times.



I think deep down inside we all want to be farmers. I mean it's in our blood. Asians planted rice, whites planted potatoes, mafia planted bodies, cops planted evidence, (oh I went there Eddie) you what I mean? Haha. Farmville just helps resurface all those feelings deep down inside your repressing. Haha.

(Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML)


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Mr. Pacman!

Did you know Mr. Pacman is the most recognized gaming figure in the world?! I didn't believe it either, but yahoo! Posted that as a main topic so it must be true right? ... Naw haha



Anyways we got the Filipino pride fighting today and that would be Mr. Manny Pacquiao! Haha his nickname is Pacman because well of the PAC and also everytime he trains he would say PAC after every punch. Haha ok the last thing was not true but it could sound right haha damn Filipinos.



Haha oh LG you sneaky sneaky.

Everytime he fights is like a national holiday for Filipinos. Srsly, like every Filipino on fight day, "hey where's the fight at pare!" (pah-ray) haha. Every filipino would buy his fight and you can watch it anywhere, like anywhere haha. Moms and grandmas going crazy watching him hit a Mexican. (FYI: over half his wins are over a Mexican and that's why they don't like him haha. But this time he's fighting a black guy for the first time haha)

I get to watch the fight at sherylls house. Time to get drunk!




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Word. Awkward! Mmm

Don't you hate being in awkward situations?? It's just weird. Even the word is weird, awk. What is that haha.


I'm posting this cuz I've been a couple of awkward situations. One, I went to quiznos to eat and I saw sheryll's friend there. We said our what's up and I got my food and I didn't know to either join him or not so I sat behind him haha.



I wish I had that power. Haha the second one was at chipotle but this time my friend joined me O_O. Haha sat there and ate my food while he talked. Give or take I contributed my share of talking but after you've said all your material what now?? Uh, yeah that's cool haha.



Ok this twister pic is a win but twister is always a chance for pervs to graze a boob or two. Right hand on butt. But doesn't that always happen?? Besides the twister but when you see someone you know but not know know. Haha let's go into the convo:

1: hey what's up?
2: o hey not much, what's good with you??
1: oh you know work and school.
(now that you opened the topic insert talking about school here now)
1: so yeah that's cool
2: yeah
(and insert awkward now. Slowly walk away and say)
1: cool so I'll facebook you.

Haha. See? And I know it's only awkward if you make it awkward right? Wrong! When a girl tells a boy they like him, boom! Friendship never the same ever again O_O. That or after they do it and he tells her its not me its you speech. But it's inevitable haha.




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Catchin me Ridin Dirty!

Ridin downtown with Ashton. Cold as fuck though. I can't feel my face and hands but still feel so good haha.


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Downtown SJ.

So I went out to Voodoo tonight. Well if you're reading this then yesterday/who actuall reads this thing?? Haha. Anywho, yeah voodoo one of many but similar bars in downtown San Jose. Let me show you my observation.



this right hurr is what you will see at a typical outing in downtown San Jose haha. Pleas notice the giant disco ball in the center, no club or bar or lounge is ever complete without one. Add in a Dj and drinks and well you have it yo haha.

Now I'm at a Jack in the crack waiting in a ridiculous long line to get some food. Cuz that's what you do after you go downtown. You get food and get pulled over by the po po shut us down, po po shut us down.

New post in the morning.

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Nomnomnom.

Came up sucka!!! Went browsing at vfair and lo' and behold!! Ahhhhh! A kiosk of jailbait cookies de girlscouts. Mmmm




Too bad they don't have that strawburry filling one that I had long ass time ago. But samoas are up thurrr for me haha. I remember my first box of girl scout cookies ha ha ha.




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Gotta catch'em ALL!!

So we had a change in breaks and lunches at work now. If you work 8hrs you have to get an hour lunch now. And as I sit and wonder what to do, it came to me...









POKEMON!! Man I remember waking up early and watching those episode. I also had the blue version with my old ass grey game boy. Those were the days, squirtle is still my favorite still haha. Can you imagine if they were real?? Haha that would be sav!




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One less car on the road.

So I bought a bike for my girlfriend Sheryll. Now we can ride together! .... or when I feel like it haha. Thanks to Elaine for selling the bike to me haha. Now I need a beater bike for everyday use and my other bike for club stuntin' holla! Haha.

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Beer Pong ain't got nothin on ME!

BP with the Levis crew? What? 2-0 and still counting son. Haha let's do this!

Honestly I think if you want me to come out, just lure me with the thought of playing beer pong. Going to the ballet? We playing bp after? Son I'm there haha.

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Run Forrest! Run!

So if you didn't know, and/or don't care, I coach track at Indy. I try to give back to the community, give back to the school, that and it doesn't hurt that they're paying me haha.




I coach jumps. So that includes long jump, triple jump, and high jump. I guess were pretty good this year, we moved up from b division to a, so it's a start. It would help if I had people who can jump though haha.




But it's the thought that counts right?? Haha. We also have pole vault, but I don't f*ck with that. One time at a track meet I saw some guys stick snap while he was going up haha.

Well I guess that is all!

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Clam chowder NOW!!

We tend to say the darnist things when were drunk haha. For example my girlfriend:

Ring Ring Ring.
Me: herro.
Sheryll: I WANT CLAM CHOWDeR!!!
Me: ... Ok?
Sheryll: I want clam chowder NOW!!
Me: haha ok, are you ok?
Sheryll: yea Y wouldn't i beee?
Me: haha are you drunk?
Sheryll: ..... how, How do you know? (how does he know in the background) how do you knoe??
Me: haha I just know
Sheryll: I didn't even facebook or tell anyone you do know how do you know.
Me: haha
Sheryll: I want clam chowder!
Me: ok tomorrow, I promise.
Sheryll: how many promises? You give
Me: 5 promises
Sheryll: how about 7?
Me: no that's to many
Sheryll: how about 4 in a half.... No wait 5 is more huh?
Me: haha call me when you get home
Sheryll: he he ok
Click.

She was drink,
At work
Venti cup of alcohol
On a Tuesday
In 8pm.

Haha that is all

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Mmm Food: Hooters Campbell

Wow! L( o )( o )k how big those wings are!! Those things are huge! Mmm boobies. Haha, ok ok let's get this straight; hooters is a family restaurant ok. People, like me, go for the wings and the fried pickles. Whatever ideas you have, let's just double d drop them ok? Haha. Foods ok, get the wings breaded and flavor hot. Nothing else, everything else suck. Remember hot and breaded haha. And happy hour is great half off appitizers and pitchers!

Atmosphere: 4 cuz they made me flap like a chicken and run around tables on my bday
Service: 2-4 depending on your hooter girl
Price: $$
Food: 3.4 cuz after a while it gets tiring to eat haha

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Mmm Food: Chipotle Great Mall

If you were expecting a burrito or a bowl your mistaken haha. Well I usually get that to eat but I decided to get a chicken quesidilla instead haha.

Atmosphere: 3 cuz I'm in the mall
Service: 3 cuz... I'm in the mall
Price: $
Food: 4.5 cuz the guac cost extra haha.

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Pump, pump pump it up!

So I decided to get me a weight room key for my complex. Gotta get my beer belly out of shape ass back on track haha. So if you have been to the 24hr fitness on Capitol and mckee, it is exactly just that! Haha but its all smashed into a bite size room. The up side is that you don't feel like your going to be shanked in the middle of your work out haha.

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Oh don't forget...

The ping-pong balls. Haha this made my day. Always a staple in every beer run.

Give it up, give it up now!

Part UNO!
It's that time again for all you catholics out there. Lent is upon us, and you know what that means sucka! No meat on Fridays and that traditional "oh let's give something up" when you eventually forget and eat that juicy red robin burger. Mmm juicy.

Oh what's that?? What I gave up? This year I didn't want to skimp out so I decided to give up on red meat. RED freaken meat son. Also nothing fried, 'cept fish. That means no burgers, steak, beef, burgers, chips, tacos, juicy. Stuff like that. And if you follow me on facebook that's basically all I eat haha.

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Part DOS!
i felt like blogging about that earlier haha. now lets see...


so for all you non-catholics wondering what lent is, let me tell you!

WARNING: if you dont care, scroll down, if you do, i dont care.

LENT.

ah, wikipedia, the knowledge of the gods within our fingertips. But yeah, i just had a freaken salad, and im still hungry haha. o well, it is what it is. Anyways if you do celebrate lent, i want to know what you gave up. if you dont, well then give it a try, no ones going to crucify you or anything if you dont want to do it anymore. mmm girl, o no he did-en!

Well i guess that is all haha.

There's something in the MYST!!?

Well no haha but it was hella foggy in the morning. That and messin around with Photoshop mobile and this new blogging app. Haha

Things to consider:
•Sierra mist, sprite or 7up?
•is it myst or mist
-why not mistery or mistic haha.

That is all.

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Checking this mobile blogging!! Haha

All the SINGLE LADIES! UH OH OH.

OK ppl lets get this straight, yeah i havent been bloggin. big whoop wanna fight a bout it? Wanna go toes? son ill put you down sucka, ill put you down! errr.

Now thats out of our system, its been a while. I miss how you sat there, reading my blog. wearing that oh so little thing you also wear. Mmm. Reading while you were in class, at work, and god forbid in your bed..

Now that were all in the mood, how was everyone and single awareness day? AKA valentines day. the day of, AKA making babies, AKA ooo yeah! AKA DROPPIN LOADS!!! you know what i'm talking about, mmm love them chocolates!
I had work all day because all the little kids that work requested that day off haha. Apparently its a big thing for them to watch valentines day on valentines day haha. so after work i picked sheryll up and we went to macaroni grill. the place that doenst sell macaroni son! no macaroni at all, say what? child please. Anyways it was a nice dinner. Im the dark one on the right.

We exchanged gifts, cuz apparently the rule states that if youre in a relationship the guy must buy the girl a gift, an AWESOME gift i might add, in which the woman will sit around in a circle and tell each one what they got on valentines day. The one with the most awesome-ness gift of them all wins out right the popular vote, and the senate vote, in which the other women will get all jealous and go back to the man and bitch till they get an even better gift to feel better for themselves because they lost. Excerpt from the book of women and gifts, psalm 2:14.I got sheryll this camera. The sony dsc-t90. this color, because i like it this color. this big because the ipad aint got nothing on sony bi-atch! I believe that i win the aswome game here.

She got me this watch. Why you might ask? cuz i run on asian time, like you reading this. Yeah i see you, you asian reader. haha. I named him G-Money! What time is it son? Its money time G! I always wanted a g-shock-er haha, i couldnt help myself. Anyways, now that i got a watch, its like i look at it all the time haha. Now it seems like time flies way slow. Dont you hate that? haha. Like you have 5 min left of work or in class and that five min become 5 freaken good god years! yeah, i know, with that red arm going around in a freaken circle teasing you, oh what time is it, oh what time is it. You know what, its G MONAY TIME! Now youre noticing how dark i am. You know you were thinking that. hah, to answer your question its 5:53.

Well i guess that should be all for me haha. What going so soon? well i think this is good for me to ease it in rather than rushing it, ah yeah, mmmm thats what she said. Haha i will blogg again, when i will know, of what, well lets just say i dont know. NOW LETS DANCE!