So I bought a bike for my girlfriend Sheryll. Now we can ride together! .... or when I feel like it haha. Thanks to Elaine for selling the bike to me haha. Now I need a beater bike for everyday use and my other bike for club stuntin' holla! Haha.
BP with the Levis crew? What? 2-0 and still counting son. Haha let's do this!
Honestly I think if you want me to come out, just lure me with the thought of playing beer pong. Going to the ballet? We playing bp after? Son I'm there haha.
So if you didn't know, and/or don't care, I coach track at Indy. I try to give back to the community, give back to the school, that and it doesn't hurt that they're paying me haha.
I coach jumps. So that includes long jump, triple jump, and high jump. I guess were pretty good this year, we moved up from b division to a, so it's a start. It would help if I had people who can jump though haha.
But it's the thought that counts right?? Haha. We also have pole vault, but I don't f*ck with that. One time at a track meet I saw some guys stick snap while he was going up haha.
We tend to say the darnist things when were drunk haha. For example my girlfriend:
Ring Ring Ring. Me: herro. Sheryll: I WANT CLAM CHOWDeR!!! Me: ... Ok? Sheryll: I want clam chowder NOW!! Me: haha ok, are you ok? Sheryll: yea Y wouldn't i beee? Me: haha are you drunk? Sheryll: ..... how, How do you know? (how does he know in the background) how do you knoe?? Me: haha I just know Sheryll: I didn't even facebook or tell anyone you do know how do you know. Me: haha Sheryll: I want clam chowder! Me: ok tomorrow, I promise. Sheryll: how many promises? You give Me: 5 promises Sheryll: how about 7? Me: no that's to many Sheryll: how about 4 in a half.... No wait 5 is more huh? Me: haha call me when you get home Sheryll: he he ok Click.
She was drink, At work Venti cup of alcohol On a Tuesday In 8pm.
Wow! L( o )( o )k how big those wings are!! Those things are huge! Mmm boobies. Haha, ok ok let's get this straight; hooters is a family restaurant ok. People, like me, go for the wings and the fried pickles. Whatever ideas you have, let's just double d drop them ok? Haha. Foods ok, get the wings breaded and flavor hot. Nothing else, everything else suck. Remember hot and breaded haha. And happy hour is great half off appitizers and pitchers!
Atmosphere: 4 cuz they made me flap like a chicken and run around tables on my bday Service: 2-4 depending on your hooter girl Price: $$ Food: 3.4 cuz after a while it gets tiring to eat haha
So I decided to get me a weight room key for my complex. Gotta get my beer belly out of shape ass back on track haha. So if you have been to the 24hr fitness on Capitol and mckee, it is exactly just that! Haha but its all smashed into a bite size room. The up side is that you don't feel like your going to be shanked in the middle of your work out haha.
Part UNO! It's that time again for all you catholics out there. Lent is upon us, and you know what that means sucka! No meat on Fridays and that traditional "oh let's give something up" when you eventually forget and eat that juicy red robin burger. Mmm juicy.
Oh what's that?? What I gave up? This year I didn't want to skimp out so I decided to give up on red meat. RED freaken meat son. Also nothing fried, 'cept fish. That means no burgers, steak, beef, burgers, chips, tacos, juicy. Stuff like that. And if you follow me on facebook that's basically all I eat haha.
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Part DOS! i felt like blogging about that earlier haha. now lets see...
so for all you non-catholics wondering what lent is, let me tell you!
WARNING: if you dont care, scroll down, if you do, i dont care.
ah, wikipedia, the knowledge of the gods within our fingertips. But yeah, i just had a freaken salad, and im still hungry haha. o well, it is what it is. Anyways if you do celebrate lent, i want to know what you gave up. if you dont, well then give it a try, no ones going to crucify you or anything if you dont want to do it anymore. mmm girl, o no he did-en!
OK ppl lets get this straight, yeah i havent been bloggin. big whoop wanna fight a bout it? Wanna go toes? son ill put you down sucka, ill put you down! errr.
Now thats out of our system, its been a while. I miss how you sat there, reading my blog. wearing that oh so little thing you also wear. Mmm. Reading while you were in class, at work, and god forbid in your bed..
Now that were all in the mood, how was everyone and single awareness day? AKA valentines day. the day of, AKA making babies, AKA ooo yeah! AKA DROPPIN LOADS!!! you know what i'm talking about, mmm love them chocolates! I had work all day because all the little kids that work requested that day off haha. Apparently its a big thing for them to watch valentines day on valentines day haha. so after work i picked sheryll up and we went to macaroni grill. the place that doenst sell macaroni son! no macaroni at all, say what? child please. Anyways it was a nice dinner. Im the dark one on the right.
We exchanged gifts, cuz apparently the rule states that if youre in a relationship the guy must buy the girl a gift, an AWESOME gift i might add, in which the woman will sit around in a circle and tell each one what they got on valentines day. The one with the most awesome-ness gift of them all wins out right the popular vote, and the senate vote, in which the other women will get all jealous and go back to the man and bitch till they get an even better gift to feel better for themselves because they lost. Excerpt from the book of women and gifts, psalm 2:14.I got sheryll this camera. The sony dsc-t90. this color, because i like it this color. this big because the ipad aint got nothing on sony bi-atch! I believe that i win the aswome game here.
She got me this watch. Why you might ask? cuz i run on asian time, like you reading this. Yeah i see you, you asian reader. haha. I named him G-Money! What time is it son? Its money time G! I always wanted a g-shock-er haha, i couldnt help myself. Anyways, now that i got a watch, its like i look at it all the time haha. Now it seems like time flies way slow. Dont you hate that? haha. Like you have 5 min left of work or in class and that five min become 5 freaken good god years! yeah, i know, with that red arm going around in a freaken circle teasing you, oh what time is it, oh what time is it. You know what, its G MONAY TIME! Now youre noticing how dark i am. You know you were thinking that. hah, to answer your question its 5:53.
Well i guess that should be all for me haha. What going so soon? well i think this is good for me to ease it in rather than rushing it, ah yeah, mmmm thats what she said. Haha i will blogg again, when i will know, of what, well lets just say i dont know. NOW LETS DANCE!